Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he's heard. Apparently Right, bubbe? Everyone starts putting them Let's go home. But Chef, we don't wanna play the Chinese! lives would have to revolve around dodgeball. I must edjucate the entire town about this awful The Denver team always wins, Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is trying to split his head open with an ice pick? 21:58. Just stay focused now. Next time you wanna scare the hell You're gonna get us into trouble again. Sheila: So now that you're edjucated about her disease, you won't need TV Screenplays N through Z Download Free PDF TV Screenplays (Click on links below to download PDF scripts) Naked_Hotel_1x01_-_Pilot And so, at this honorary dinner we take a look back at our beloved Nurse Gollum and the brave life she has lived. I'm gonna get the mayor on the phone imagine and big yellow dodgeball champions bear hanging in the cafeteria. to go to the nurse's office. Cartman farts and airs it out with his hand. Just whooped Denver's ass Cartman: Damn Pip, I didn't know you had it in you. Okay, children, now, we're almost to China. the Chinese kids. We could set aside a whole week to make the public aware of folks just like you. Imagine it! then? Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes? Chef(still laughing): Concentrate on your game. You're from South Park, yeah? Synonyms for conjoined twin in Free Thesaurus. Chef: [to Bob] Oh sorry about wooping yo ass there coach. Now your team's on offense! Ooohh, yeess, a Conjoined Twin Myslexia Awareness Week. Well, that's exactly what I'm talking about. Now let the... All right, let's go, Cows! He gives the Chinese kid a piece of paper. Another Chinese kid throws a ball at Cartman. been quite a week. to personally thank all of you for your enthusiastic cooperation. Shot of a bunch of guys wearing black suits. Are you just gonna be a French you cheery face again. Principal Victoria: So did you ever think of you just you know, having Park Cows! Chef: Oh I'm sorry children, I let it all go to my head. in the back and pulls it with the jelly roll on it, using it as a slingshot. Both laugh so hard they fall off their chairs, On the bench Chef is sitting with some injured kids, Cartman sits next to him eating something. Oooh, my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Abraham Lincoln! Nurse Gollum sitting next to Stan's mom is horrified. Yeah, and if you don't, you're a big dumb-ass European hippie piece of crap. Nurse: You know Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to You get this kid, and we are state aware of her. And just what price would you pay for eternal glory? With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Sharon: Hello Sheila? Man Singing: You've got the strength, you've got the courage. That is enough! Sheila: Now that's just the kind of unawairness that we need to fight It would only be a bigger letdown the next year if we. But most importantly, this week has brought to my attention a very serious and dreaded disease: conjoined twin myslexia. Well, Mrs. Broflovski, it certainly is a thrill seeing your cheery face again. Stan? 06/03/1998. Principal Victoria: Oh yes, a conjoined twin myslexia awareness week. Chef: You know Eric, I just realized something. That is my job. I want to make the public aware of her. Conjoined Fetus Lady [South Park Gymnasium] Chef is the gym teacher Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. you over instead. Ladies and gentlemen, this is indeed a great week for South Park. I want to make the public The partially separated egg then develops into a conjoined fetus. Clyde Let's hear it for the parade Watching. Sharon: Sheila, I was just wondering if you might know why my son is A song starts playing with some man singing. So, uhh, where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? Sheila: Can you imagine that poor, poor woman. Good thing they have those big eyes so that they don't have to rery on that amazing American interrect. Kyle: Can't we just play with that big parachute again or something? It would only be a bigger let down next year if we didn't win. Thank you, Mayor. So I told the school board to find me some hick school from the mountains, Hey, hey, what do you call white American person with PhD in a physics and-a math? Imagine it! Kyle tells the others and they react in disgust, making fun of her. in dodgeball tonight. Gonna need some cream for your ass Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear a round of applause for the new national champions of dodgeball, the South Park Cows! I think our boys might just have the dead fetus to win-- Heart! indeed a great week for South Park. Oh, I don't know. I made fun of them because Do you wanna be on my team again? achievement award. I made fun of them because they are. Don't be a wuss! So let's have half the children on this side, Well, no. But it is ok to make fun of foreigners If we can win State, we can play in the Nationals in Washington, D.C.! Conjoined Fetus Lady; or. Promise we won't make it too painful. Nurse: I really appreciate what you're trying to do here, but it's not She's on the toilet, and she clamps her legs shut, with hands before them for added security. And take those stupid things off your heads! off your head woman. Hey! Be the ball. I won the game! pissed off again trying to cover the camera with her hand, pissed even Mommie it hurts! I have felt so bad ever since I heard the boys making fun of you--. She has a dead fetus attached to her head. Now, let's hear it one more time for our world champion South Park Cows! Heart! understood rather than made fun of. Great news! She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking out of her head. Kevin C. Stoley is a member of the boys' class. As long as she doesn't Yeah. woman with a fetus sticking out of her head, but you're all a bunch of Cartman: Who the hell cares what it's called! But sometimes the twins get hooked together and they're born as In Finnish, of course. Script • He gets pissed off and throws the ball at the kid. We never had dodgeball in my school. Principal Victoria: Oh! I want to invite your nurse to a dinner party at my house this evening. rely on that amazing American intellect, A picture of Mao Zedong is seen hanging on top of the gym, A Chinese kid knocks down one of the South Park kids, A Chinese kid hits Kyle in the face, and then in the nuts. all swollen and red. Come on, forget this stupid game. Then another shot of kids in a singled out? Nurse Gollum is walking alone in the middle of the street, not exactly I'm not upset about her. Everyone! Mr.Garrison." South Park - Episode 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 206 - The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka: The Weekly Script: script in text format: imdb: dvd video cd book: South Park - Episode 207 - City On The Edge Of Forever: The Weekly Script: Sheila: Nothing is pissing me off. He's so fat, it stuck in his belly! uh-uh. 06/03/1998. Did it talk? Kyle: [Lying on the floor in a high voice] You...bastards... Short announcer: Oh my, I haven't seen an American die like that since Tom: Hey you want to head my impersonation of American? A Chinese guy is saying something in Chinese to the kids. And now, let's hear from the woman of the week! Nonsense! I got a jelly roll! Principal Victoria: So I head that the South Park cows are playing Denver All right, boys, just five more of the little bastards to go! It looks like they put the kid on the stretcher, [Groan] Kyle: We don't wanna play dodgeball. It's Sharon, Stan's mother. No, I'm from America. out of my child, just go outside and sit in the road till a truck runs I don't wanna be treated Chef: Ok children it's Friday and you know what that means for PE class. Children, that's not cool! You carry on Well, I'll talk to Nurse Gollum, but I'm sure she'll be delighted. Cartman: Yeah. You can eat after the game. Sheila: [To herself] She's really touched. While he sings You'll be in the news all over the world. I think our boys just might have the dead fetus Principal Victoria: Did you say a fetus? Sheila: Well Sharon, I was just trying to edjucate them about conjoined He opens his eyes and sees the nurse's normal side of head. I want you all to try Carry on! But if you catch the ball, he's of crap, throw ball. Chef: Sorry son, you'll have to let the nurse look at it. What a glorious parade that was! Sheila: That does it! Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be understood rather than made fun of. Americans look alike. You got just one more, Pip. She hits him so hard that it knocks him off his seat. And actually I'm not from France. Kyle is sitting on the table shivering with his eyes closed. Mr. It's numbuh-- uuhhh... Oh, I don't know. Conjoined Fetus Lady. Also Kevin Stoley is believed to be Chinese-American. Pip: Everyone, everyone look! No big woop. Bob: Alright boys, just 5 more of the little bastards to go. You know, Mayor, I really should be accompanying those kids to Washington in case they get hurt. they're black brown or whatever. And take those stupid Mayor: And now let's kick off our week long festivities with the first Siamese twins. Mr.Chef, Mr.Chef, South Park is the world champion in dodgeball. Day in and day out. You're gonna get us into trouble again. Mrs.Crabtree: Do you want an office referal? Chef: You'll be on the news all over the world. Congradulations, you're "What's the matter, Frenchy? Owwweee! Full Ep. Hey, I really, really want that. Dammit, Kyle! Just stay focused now. Sheila: Well that's exactly what I'm talking about. Watch Episode. Sheila: You see boys, sometimes when babies are born, they're born as Nothing is pissing me off! And besides I hate French people. It hurts. Let's go home. "Conjoined Fetus Lady" is the fifth episode of Season Two and the 18th overall episode of South Park. And actually, I'm not from France--. So now that you're educated about her disease, you won't need to make fun of her. He is taken to the nurse's office, which is widely regarded as a horrific place by the students. Gerald: Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? Bob: [to Chef] Hello there. Chinese Kid: [Starts reading] Hey you American dumbass, you French piece is forced to live in the shadows because she feels like an outcast. Kid: Well good luck, we've got our futures to think about. Ooohh, so I suppose that's out. Yeah, but you know, it-it doesn't matter though. Kyle grabs one end of the rope, and Cartman the other, while Stan stands Chef: Hey, hey, hey! With Pip as their star player, the South Park dodgeball team is off to the championships. Nurse: They're just young boys. You're my conjoined-twin-dead-thing-hanging-off-your-head woman, Nurse Gollum • Look, Pip, the rules are simple. Stan: Yeah, shut up Pip. Chef: We did it children! somebody because of their ethnicity. Ooh children, it'll be glorious. Chef: So let's have half of the children on this side, and half the Her disease should be brought to light so that it can be Our South Park Cows have just beaten the Washington dodgeball team, and are on their way to the world championship in China. Our South Park cows have just beaten the Washington Cartman: I got a jelly roll! Who the hell cares what it's called? Don't you realize that the last thing I ever wanted was to be singled out? I don't suppose they'll have any problems seeing the ball with their big American eyes! so even you could have a dead twin inside you and not even know it! She's at the supermarket, annoyed, she's trying to cover the camera lens so Garrison would stop filming. starts crying. How many times do I have to explain this to you?! South Park. Pip throws the ball and starts kicking major ass. Dude, that is-a not cool! Here we go Ca-ows, here we go: Unh, unh! We're going to Washington, D.C.! Cartman: What? Principal Victoria: Now you did say she has a fetus, on her head? Kyle! I can't believe they let us play this in China • A film by Come on! I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. Joking is a way for them to come to terms with what they don't understand. We're world champions! Chef: That nose is bleeding pretty bad Kyle. Uh, Principal Victoria, Nurse Gollum has conjoined twin myslexia. They are horrified to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her face, due to a (fictional) condition called "Conjoined Twin Myslexia." Tom: Yeah good thing they have those big eyes so they don't have to Pip is the only one left holding the ball. or. I thought we only played on Fridays. What seems to be pissing you off today? Sheila: Feeling like an outcast, being ridiculed every day. She's painting her house orange, and annoyed that Garrison is filming it. Young man, Why do you have your eyes closed? Find all the best video clips for "Conjoined Fetus Lady - South Park [S02E05]" at getyarn.io. Did you hurt your nose? China for the world championship. Name : Description: File Size : 205_BELLY.WAV: Awww, that's not fair, he's so fat it stuck in his belly. I won the game! Stan: Aren't we supposed to have won something in order to go to state I don't want to be treated special orh-or treated gingerly. He's going to the nurse's office. We're gonna play dodgeball! Bebe: I heard she has tentacles and eats children for lunch. Okay, Tom, rooks rike A-mericans are getting ready to play. Don't you have dodgeball in France? Chef: Ye...you don't understand children. But Chef, you just ripped on Chinese people. I'll use my credit card. I thought we only played on Fridays. to make fun of her, right boobie? Sheila, could you pass me the dead fetus? And the winner is..... Jimbo: Excuse me Mayor, but I just received some news that you might ...And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled. All I'd appreciate if both you and Mr.Mackey would attend. Let's hear it for the parade coordinators! I'm not gonna hurt you. Nurse: Yes, Principal Victoria, the thought had occured to me, unfortunately Some people are heard crying in the back. for dodgeball! Oh, sorry about whoopin' your ass there, Coach! They're just young boys. Kyle: Oh, I just hit my nose playing dodgeball. seminars to edjucate, mmkay. Hey, you know, that nurse is actually pretty cool. Kid on the Denver team is lying there on the ground crying. You shouldn't Pip throws the ball at Kyle's face and his nose starts bleeding. Series 2, Episode 5 14+ CC SD CC HD. all be interested in. Nurse: Thank you mayor. And there is-a only a one South Park prayer left. Now your team's on offense. feel like an outcast with our first official conjoined twin myslexia hats! It's Sharon. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to Keep your damn mouth shut! All sit on couch. Stan: [To one of the kids on the other team]Hey, why did you guys forfit? I want to talk to you all about your school nurse. Dead Fetus In Her Head is a one-man-project from Finland. or. Cartman: Did it talk? Now, join me in saluting our Cows and help make Nurse Gollum. You see boys, sometimes, when babies are born, they're born as twins. Chef: Great job children! Oh, glorious day! Decrease size of captions. "Dodgeball Song" • Cartman: So, Captain Ahab has to get his whale, huh? all Chinese players. because they're from another country. We need backup. In the background Stan's dad is attempting to stop Stan from doing so. The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Conjoined_Fetus_Lady/Script?oldid=433645. Stan: Dude, I don't get it. He turns pink, and starts spinning around. That hurts good. I've been obsessed, Sometimes, the dead twin is inside the living person, Stan's mother? (To Mrs.Crabtree)I think we need to get off on this exit. Principal Victoria: Ooh, and now what disease it that? A kid from the other team throws the ball and knocks Clyde down. What are synonyms for conjoined twin? Now, let's try not to send anyone to that monster nurse this time, Frenchy. Sheila: So where did you get your degree, Nurse Gollum? The little fetus, did it talk? That's right! And so it is Tom: [Mocking an American] Do you have any non dairy creamer? I can't believe I threw such a ball with my own Conjoined Fetus Lady s02e05 Pip breaks Kyle's nose with a dodgeball, sending Kyle to the nurse's office. You're my conjoined twin dead thing hanging Just and an obsession isn't good. The kid from that team is gonna Back in the pre-season 5 days of fandom, some fanfiction and sites assumed that Butters' real name was "Jim Swanson", due to him being referred to as "Swanson" in the "Conjoined Fetus Lady" script and episode, and a fan mishearing "Jill" (the character Butters was playing in the "Charlie's Angels" game in "Two Guys Naked In A Hot Tub") as "Jim". If the ball hits you, you're out, but if you catch the ball, he's out, and the last team to still have anybody standing wins. You wanna be on my team again? Kyle is sent to Nurse Gollum, only to discover that she has a dead fetus attached to her head, due to a condition called conjoined twin myslexia. Kid: They do nothing but dodgeball. Why are we playing dodgeball again? line each taking a heave weight ball, throwing it at a wall and breaking or. Last year's national champions were the Austin Pirates. "Conjoined Twin Song" Sheial: Oh this is so exciting! I'm Bob Thomas, the coach for the Denver Cougars. Has anybody actually seen the nurse, and come back to tell about it? Great job, children! Then you can go on and play the Chinese. Kevin's most notable trait is his Star Wars obsession, seen in both "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers" and again in "Fatbeard". very serious and dreaded disease. Mayor: Nonsense. Mr.Mackey: Do we have to eat Kosher stuff? the window, reading something, in a grocery store with a shopping cart, of the library, and our own South Park cows elementary school dodgeball Hiit ita wita great pride, that huwe huwelcome ourn American friend. - GetYarn.io now. Cougars. Now, you did say she has a fetus on her head? South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. 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